Friday, May 16, 2008

Poop on the floor


It happened. I knew it was inevitable. I knew there was no way I could have 3+ kids and NOT end up with poop on the floor eventually, but I have to admit it was shocking nonetheless. You get three guesses who did it. That's right. Sam. And one guess to figure out who found it (and I'll give you a clue there, too...it wasn't me, Jackson, or Ryan...hmmmm). LUCKILY, I saw it in her hand BEFORE she ate any, because I swear I would've put her up for adoption under those circumstances with a note attached to her that said "I love her dearly, she is perfect in every way, but after what I witnessed, I'll never be able to kiss her again. Therefore I want her to go to a home where she can still be kissed." Whew, so we dodged THAT bullet. I hope no one ever has to conduct a human waste blacklight test in my house cause it would be beyond disgusting.

4 comments:

Jen(ni)/Fern said...

Oh, congratulations on achieveing this milestone!! Also on the excellent save for Olivia. Poor gal. My kids have never ingested human waste, as far as I know, but one has eaten used cat litter. That was a day that kicked my OCD up a notch.

Jodie Allen said...

we got poop in between the remote control buttons today and if I had had a day that I wasn't desperate for tv to babysit the kids I might have thrown the remote and tv away.

seeing your baby girl with poop in her hand has to be one of the worst visions ever!

so NOT excited to start potty training!

TheFiveDays said...

HA!!!!! Love your idea for a note. ;)

Jen(ni)/Fern said...

Wait, what's this "3+ kids" thing? Is there a little plus you need to tell us about??

Also, I love the picture. LOL