You know you shop at Gymboree too much when:
Me: Sammy, you wanna go to the grocery store with Mommy today while Jack is at school?
Sam: No, I don wanna go to da stowe.
Me: But we need to.
Sam: I wanna go to a diffwent kine of a stowe.
Me: Like which one?
Sam: Like a MOVIE stowe.
Me: A movie store? What's that?
Sam: You know, you sit and watch a MOOOOVIE
Me: What else do they have at the movie store?
Hmmm, there are socks right by the tv where I park the kids at Gymboree while I spend obscene amount of time sifting through the clearance racks. Maybe I have an addiction. My name is Miriam and I buy children's clothes.